Findings:
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- You, standing
- dress the pretty lady, write the stories, design the poems
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
- Why aspiring novelists should write short stories
- How to Write a Generic Fantasy Novel
- It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Don't write faxes with red pen!
- I want to write love letters to all of my friends
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Human After All
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- If at first you don't succeed
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- when all the white horses have broken free
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- human rights for all (user)
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- The all night vigil, the oldest of human traditions
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Where have all the poets gone?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- All alone in the dark of the human heart
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- all error is human
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I don't have a television set
- A reason to drink
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't remember all that much
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Why don't I have votes today?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- All the fairies have gone
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- don't spend it all in one place
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't have any real problems
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- If at first you don't secede
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't have the time
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- first impressions don't always count
- We are all we have
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- The horror story to end all horror stories
- write right wright rite
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Zen Theme for All! (document)
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Destroy All Humans!
- And All That Could Have Been
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- All I have left to lose
- It's like you don't carrot all
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Cats don't have brakes
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Baptist jokes
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You don't have to remember my name
- So you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
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