Findings:
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I must have called a thousand times
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
- Ack! I have a leftover bit!
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- You are a thousand people swimming in an ocean of light
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to "Have People"
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- Know your pets
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- People want what they cannot have
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- worse things have happened to better people
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- People have fucked up before
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Type A blood
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Using a command line
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Dead people I have known
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Animals people have sex with
- SYN ACK
- Ack!
- Ack! You lost experience!
- Ack! You gained experience!
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Ack! I went to my spice cupboard and everything is stale!
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- Ack! I forgot my root password!
- Ack! You lost S/N!
- Packet Downlink Ack/Nack
- Ack! You lost consciousness!
- ACK! You gained 23 Sexperience Points! (e2poll)
- "ACK Message"
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- disappear
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- A dozen ways to disappear
- For my last trick, I made her disappear
- The disappeared
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- What has disappeared
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- Disappear in every way
- Disappeared From the Internet (category)
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
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