Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Her hair, tangled
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- When did the World get so old?
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- You've Got A Friend
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Because I say so
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- If you've got it, flaunt it!
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Eye contact at a distance
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- I smile just because you exist
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- because it wasn't just the air
- You've Got Gold (user)
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Because I Got High
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- I'll get there when I get there
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- You just don't get it
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just to Get it Out . . .
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because they never bothered to really do
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- You've got another think coming
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- Your cable TV just got better!
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- You've got to paddle
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Can we all just get along?
- They did so because they believed they could.
- Things to do when technology gets here
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Got to Get You into My Life
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When I get mad I throw harder
- When I get like this
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Stoned music memories
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- just because
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Rape committed by women
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Can't we all just get along?
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Let's get just one thing straight
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- We get too tense when we drive
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- You've got mail
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- You've Got Stalkers
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