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• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• he is too shy to write his tale
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• i am only finishing the work of those before me
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• No one says anything important during the day
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
• don't spend it all in one place
• i've worked very hard to become so
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Capitalize, please
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't know what else to do
• What Everything does better than anything else
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Work like you don't need the money
• Rape committed by women
• I married him because he was not mean
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• I don't want to go back to work
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• One of the guys
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• It don't mean anything moves
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Anything Else
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Don't you ever go to work?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Don't take sex too seriously
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• He don't know
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Helping people cheat
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• because I am only half of what you need
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Love the one you don't need
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Chest Rockwell seeks only the finest in well dressed gentlemen
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• A reason to drink
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't work at a golf course
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex

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