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"You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages — they haven't ended yet."
— Kurt Vonnegut, Deadeye DickDrugs:
- Drugs
- Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
- Original US Drug Laws
- Peter McWilliams - murdered by the US Government
- War on Drugs
- Why alcohol is legal and pot is not
- Why potheads should be eliminated
Humour:
- Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- How to hide your ninja lifestyle from your co-workers
- I am militantly unaware of my environment
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
- Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- The philosophy of long hair
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
- Quotations by Marvin, the Paranoid Android
- Things to do, if you are hard-core
- The United States should go to war with everyone
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- Zen and the Art of Meeting Women
Literature:
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- Writing and Publishing
- Poems & Essays:
- County Lines — DEM BONES
- The Cremation of Sam McGee — ROBERT W. SERVICE
- Kubla Khan — SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
- Richard Cory — EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner — SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
- The Shooting of Dan McGrew — ROBERT W. SERVICE
- Smokey the Bear Sutra — GARY SNYDER
- A Thanksgiving Day Prayer — WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
- Words of Advice for Young People — WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
Politics & History: