Of course
God hates
FAQs!
True Christians know
everything (or, nowadays everything that
Everything has), and He probably wouldn't want to show
signs of His existence to everyone who prays, "
Lord, if you are there, give me a sign"...
Seriously, this node was just one of my silly ideas I got when I remembered that stupid God Hates Fags page. I don't think God hates FAQs, He clearly loves people who help people. =)