Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "God this is so bad please shove needles into both of my eyes until i can't see and i bleed to death oh god"

• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• to stare into the face of god, and see nothing
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• On the Death of God
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The Mote in God's Eye
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• thou owest God a death
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Eye of God
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• God Is in the Eye of the Beholder
• funny oh God
• The Pure In Heart Shall See God
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• oh my god (user)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• God's Eye
• Oh, God!
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• a sketch of a proof of both the existence and non-existence of God
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• So young and already God is fading
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Talking keeps you in your mind. Silence is the royal road to God. Silence prepares you for death.
• The Green Eye of the Yellow God
• The fire of God in his eyes
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
• So help me God
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• I can't see it
• Nine Billion Names of God
• My God, it's full of stars
• Gods
• Do not look into laser with remaining eye
• My eyes see not your sights: The Awakening and traditional views of femininity
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• Val Hallen, Viking God of Rock!
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• God of War
• Word of God
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I Can't See New York
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• act of god
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• In God We Trust
• God's shoddy workmanship
• The day God took back the edges
• God
• Dear God
• Elder Gods
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God Plane
• Sun God
• God module
• Thou art God
• gods (usergroup)
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Can't You See
• Crazy reincarnated astrological stalker Miley Cyrus can't wait to see you again
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Turning death into flowers - ecological burial
• If you could see her through my eyes
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• See eye to eye
• whatever it is, shove it in your eye
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Eye Of The Needle
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• God is Dead
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• Eno is God
• There is no god but God
• Life After God
• God damned sons of bitches
• Transcendental Argument for God
• God only knows
• Other Gods
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• God's infinity
• funerary god
• fear of God
• The Wrath of God
• Name of God
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Can't See (Useless)
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• her eyes can't find you at first
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I can't see your planet in the sky anymore
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Until death do us part
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The Aquabats vs. the Floating Eye of Death
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Alice through the needle's eye
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• As far as the eye can see
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle
• Screaming into the Eye of the Lens (document)
• you are a butterfly and my eyes are needles
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• mirror staring into eyes
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Eyes do more than see
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• The Eye of the Needle
• God of Gamblers
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his

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