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• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He will bring us goodness and light
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• mad he (user)
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• he was a punk poet himself
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he says
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Something eventually will consume you
• He's a good guy friend
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• he just died
• he'
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Collect Telegram from a Mad Dog
• he/she
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Yi he quan
• The Man He Killed
• great things he has taught us
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He Hudas not pay
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Big Questions from Little People
• s/he
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Ancient Arrowhead
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Why won't he call?
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Even my faults he adores
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He fled
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He never returned
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• The people from work table
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Perfect From Now On
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• only then will we be safe from each other
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He's Gone
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He
• He Is Born
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He's Jack
• Li He
• hes (user)
• he who (user)
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Song of the Sorceress

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