Findings:
- You mean the me that you would be
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- OBAFGKM
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- That would be me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- To do is to be
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Free to Be, You and Me
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I never thought it would be like this
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- No one can be in two places at once
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- No threat should be taken lightly
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Just to see what it would be like
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How to be a terrible customer
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- No place I'd rather be
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What does it mean to be free?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If your wish be to close me
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Be gentle with me
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Mind without body
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- The Man Who Would Be King
- That I Would Be Good
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Oh to be Odd!
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- A whimper would be fine
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Let me be your fantasy
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- My life may no longer be my own
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- There will be no more stories to read
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- it would be hilarious if only
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Look siad me Be like me
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- No one can be totally logical
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
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