Findings:
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
- They Might Be Giants
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Let me be your fantasy
- The thought that kept me awake
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Free to Be, You and Me
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- mark me by seconds
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- I never thought it would be like this
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- You might be a Mormon
- Your dog might be evil...
- Adam fell that men might be
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- I thought I might find you here
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- You mean the me that you would be
- The Second Thought
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Be gentle with me
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Your god might be evil....
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
- let me be your first upvote
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- That would be me
- this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- I thought you loved me
- You've got to be kidding me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- On second thought
- To catch my flailing second thoughts
- might be burned in at this point
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- You might be a Michigander
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- OBAFGKM
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Look siad me Be like me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- It is better to be thought a fool
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- I Might Be Wrong
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- You might be a Washingtonian
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Beware! This might be reality!
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- you just might be evil
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- The second chance you give could be your last
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You might be a '90s kid if
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- If your wish be to close me
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- far be it from me
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I've Gotta Be Me
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
- You might be a moogle...
- thoughts from the cornfield
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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