Findings:
- I'm going to kill you
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- don't kill your clients
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Kill the Poor
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Someone please kill me
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- kill -9
- Kill Your Television
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Kill Yr Idols
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Humane octopus killing
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Kill
- They killed our Lord
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- John Romero is going to make you his bitch
- Kill 'em All
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Being a dickhead
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm going to the moon
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Know your pets
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Kill Rock Stars
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- Kill Yourself
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- kill word
- One Shot One Kill
- A little child could never kill this clean
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Gravity Kills
- Kill your sampler
- Let's Get Killed
- A View to a Kill
- I killed a pigeon
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- I kill microbes for a living
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Kill a rap
- I think I killed it
- Kill time before it kills you
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm Going Home
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Bikini Kill
- kill file
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
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