Findings:
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- In His Own Image
- Close, but no cigar
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- You say you love; but with a voice
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- In which the bridge has its own ideas
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- A Prophet in His Own Country
- History of His Own Time
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Let's not, and say we did
- Jesus did not speak English
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- aware of his own mortality
- Zuigan calls his own master
- A man and his own face
- his own tongue (user)
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- you assume it's possible to own ideas
- In Jesus' own hand
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
- Hot pursuit
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- no ideas but in things
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- All gods but your own
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- What did Jesus look like?
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- I did not say it would make sense
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
- To Each His Own
- up his own arse
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
- In His Own Write
- Left to His Own Devices
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- To each his own religion
- A Frolic of his Own
- His Eyes Are Closed
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- A World of His Own
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- Butt hinge
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
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