Findings:
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Because I say so
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- This is Just to Say
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I smile just because you exist
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- I'm just sayin'.
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I married him because he was not mean
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Not just a happy ending
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- i'm just a girl
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I'm just guessing
- Just Say No
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Just Say No to Dubs
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Hey! Just say!
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- You mean, it's just sounds?
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- Just Say Know
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- just say the words
- Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
- "Everything i say is a title, if you just write hard enough"–Tem42
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Because I'm an adult
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- International doesn't mean foreign
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- just because
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm just a bill
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm just here for the candy
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Just say no to TV
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
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