Findings:
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- yellow fever virus
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- You, standing
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Yellow Fever
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- the disappearing area problem
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Science-Fiction has a Timescale Problem
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Nuclear Weapons Do Not Function Without Yellow Tape
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- You don't have any real problems
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- But I have seen the sun just once
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
- Super wicked problem
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Dystopic Boundaries - a study in whining about first-world problems
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Little. Yellow. Different.
- In My Country There Is Problem
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- they carry but they do not understand
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- Models of American Racial Discrimination
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Typhoid fever
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Science Fiction has a Timescale Problem
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Houston, we have a problem
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- What I do not understand about rural resentment
- A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- But What About the Property Damage?
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Yellow sticker
- People who carp about their jobs
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
- i dream about the ones who are gone
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