Findings:
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- let me be your first upvote
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- That would be me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Let me be your fantasy
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- You mean the me that you would be
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- let bygones be bygones
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I never thought it would be like this
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Things never were what they used to be
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Let It Be
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- A whimper would be fine
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- OBAFGKM
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Never be the first to let go
- Let It Be... Naked
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- I always wanted to be a superhero
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- If your wish be to close me
- Cars Can Be Blue
- Let us be our own pornographers
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Be gentle with me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- That I Would Be Good
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- This poem can be put off no longer
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Just to see what it would be like
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Mind without body
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- If God was willing to let it be
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Let It Be (user)
- it would be hilarious if only
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Leaves of three, let it be
- Look siad me Be like me
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
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