Findings:
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Fuck them all but the six
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Why do we treat them so well?
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- we can take them
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Dr Pepper imitations
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- One Node to Rule Them All
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Hush, I stole them out of the moon
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
- Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- like you're blind but still can see
- we can give up, but the world never will
- You can, but you may not
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Them are fightin' words
- Them!
- How to use chopsticks
- People with programming languages named after them
- Burning textbooks and then selling them back
- Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- But can a robot love.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- but with words we can create anything
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- weird flex but ok
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- them
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Them Bones
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
- By their fruits you shall know them
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- How do ya like them apples?
- I was into them after they were hip
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Let them have Festivas
- Us and Them
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Can you spare some change?
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
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