Findings:
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Please help me!
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Help me help you
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Please Please Me
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- I'm falling in love with you
- Time Travelers please help!
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Someone please kill me
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Help Me, Daddy
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I'm falling apart
- Please Don't Bury Me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- So help me God
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm not in love, set me free
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- listen()
- Pleased to Meet Me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- let me speak please (user)
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- please let me in (user)
- please forgive me (user)
- Give me a moment, please
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- Help Me, Rhonda
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- You say you want to help me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please stop annoying me
- Please Kill Me
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- help im a rock (user)
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Please please please let me get what I want
- god help me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- help me (user)
- My body falling into stars
- Fall off the wagon
- falling out
- I can't stand up for falling down
- Falling Toward Apotheosis
- The Deconstruction of Falling Stars
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- You may as well not jump in a falling elevator
- Falling Up
- I don't believe in falling in love
- falling in love with the wolfboy
- Swimming pool injury
- Falling through the cracks
- Falling In
- Falling in Love Again
- Falling In Haiku
- falling together
- Falling Dream
- falling in love in a dream
- forever falling, but never losing altitude
- falling asleep with music on
- A tale of falling asleep during the flight
- The Falling Man
- More Than Leaves Are Falling
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