Findings:

• So you don't have to
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to remember my name
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• You don't have any real problems
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a television set
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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