Findings:

• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Stoned music memories
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• A reason to drink
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't get a song
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Come strong or stay home
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• emotions others don't get to see
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't have the time
• Why don't I have votes today?
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• (Come get me).
• Dont come near me. (user)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Rape committed by women
• Cats don't have brakes
• We Come in Peace
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You just don't get it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• At least the dark don't hide it
• I don't get it
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• I don't want to get over you
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• painting stars that have come to be
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a television set
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Come, Sleep! O Sleep, the certain knot of peace
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• The days of wonder have come at last

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