Findings:
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I hope I get old before I die.
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
- It will get better
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The bomber will always get through
- Life will get easier
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- You're too young to be so old
- Will I ever know?
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- What happens when you get too lonely
- 15 will get you 20
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- When did the World get so old?
- The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- You will get yours
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- five will get you ten
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- We get too tense when we drive
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- I hope I die before I get old
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Rape committed by women
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- I'm too old for this shit
- Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- You are not special. You will die here, too.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Don't work at a golf course
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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