Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• When you kill people they die
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Know your pets
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Don't encourage people to read
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• People who don't smoke will never die
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't believe in people
• people who don't exist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Ground rush
• Do blind people dream?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Stuff White People Do
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Capitalize, please
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Things people don't want to hear
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• kill him dead; don't call me
• People don't flail when they die
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• People who don't read
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Why do people believe in God?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Treatment of corporations
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• what do people need?
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Why do people say "breast milk"?
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• potato gun
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Trey Gunn
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Why Do You Wait?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Pellet Gun
• spud gun
• gun nuts
• Gun
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do tears not yet spilled wait in small lakes?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• you don't have to do this
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Guns
• electromagnetic pulse gun
• gun control
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Gun waiting period
• guns and butter
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Guns N' Roses
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't do that then!

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