Findings:
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- sense of humor
- Black humor
- humors
- Cancer humor
- hacker humor
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Set-up knock-down humor
- untranslatable humor
- choir humor
- Dad humor
- Roman Sense of Humor
- humor whore
- Florida Voter Humor
- Dry sense of humor
- Gallows Humor
- Does Humor Belong in Music?
- office humor
- FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
- Zen humor
- humors (user)
- Bookstore humor
- Anecdotally isomorphic humor
- Musician humor
- self-deprecatory humor
- phallic humor
- a crude sense of humor
- homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- The Subtlety and Complexity Behind South Park's Crude Humor
- Experience Earth Humor: Pranks with Human Greg #9 and #10
- Experience Earth Humor: Pranks with Human Greg #16
- Schnodderdeutsch: Germany's Quiet Humor Assault on Cultural Imports
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm gay
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
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