Findings:

• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Never Had It So Good
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Never Let You Go
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Good ways to relieve menstrual cramping
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Let's Get Solsticed! A Midwinter's Nodermeet in Melbourne
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• I never get mail
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Let's Get Killed
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• A thousand stories never told
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• The easiest way to get a job
• lets get it 08 (user)
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You'll never get away with this!
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• How to get a good night's sleep
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
• Let The Good Times Roll
• I was never any good at maths at school
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• You've never had it so good
• and not in a good way
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• in what way may i touch the truth
• We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• As Good As It Gets?
• Life gets in the way of words
• Ways to get random numbers
• good reasons to get an education
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• izzy wizzy let's get dizzy
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Lets Get Real
• Please please please let me get what I want
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• lets get skinny (user)
• Let's Get Lost
• My new way to get there
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Let's get to work.
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• straightening your pubes is never a good idea
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• Really Good Story
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Never be the first to let go
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Getting rid of start menu items
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• a good way to begin
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• You can never get away from yourself
• Never Let Me Go
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• How to get good in-flight service
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• How to get it
• get
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• The early bird gets the worm
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese

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