Findings:
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- People listen to me? WTF
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Someone please kill me
- Get back to me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- all of these people are me
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Gravity really gets me down
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- stir me out of my dream
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- kill me (user)
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- get off me
- It kills me to watch them go
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You people disgust me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- That which does not kill me...
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- These people are still happening to me
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- People just expect things from me
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- People without spines annoy me.
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Get Behind Me Satan
- Get it off me!
- There are a million girls like me out there
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Please Kill Me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- How Prom nearly killed me
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- kill me now (user)
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- She kills me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- The things that get me (barely) through
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- People confuse me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Why old people piss me off
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- (Come get me).
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- You were always so good to me
- Some people call me a drama queen
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- can you get enough of me?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
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