Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the kind of guy who would lead us into the valley of the shadow of death, and we would fear no evil because he is the baddest mother in the valley"

• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Valley of the Shadow of Death
• the valley of the shadow of death
• Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I will fear no evil
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The Man Who Would Be King
• What pornos would have us believe
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Because that would make sense
• like syrup rolling into the valley
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• he would have laughed
• He Who Is Death
• Death Valley
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Valley of the Shadow
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Who Would True Valour See
• The dog who would not back off
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Surely he would remember this
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• The best kind of bartender
• he would have cried
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Road Runner's Death Valley Rally
• Meek and obedient you follow the leader down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Lead us not into temptation....
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Sailing Stones of Death Valley
• If you would be so kind
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• hotter than a fur coat in Death Valley
• The Valley of the Shadow
• The dog who would not come in
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Half-sour pickle
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would kill my mother
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The dog who would not beg
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The dog who would not move
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• No Fear
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• great things he has taught us
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He will bring us goodness and light
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
• The King's Son who Feared Nothing
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Helping people cheat
• he who (user)
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He who controls the past controls the future
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Deliver us from evil
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• Fear no More
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Fear No More the Heat o' the Sun
• fear knows no names
• Journey Into Fear
• No fear (user)
• Messier Objects that strike fear into my heart
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Guys who wear skirts
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• funny fat guy who dies

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