Things to learn:
- My dad built the moon in 1968
- I can hold my breath longer than you
- I've got the brain damage to prove it
- I once punched a shark
- Jello Biafra once threatened to kick my teeth out
- Ron Howard once called me a little shit
- I am composed mostly of garden clippings.
- My mom had stamps from Henry Kissinger's childhood stamp collection, including several bearing the likeness of Adolf Hitler
- I'm still holding my breath. Are you?