Findings:
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- then I hugged him
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- You want that I should rough him up?
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- Is she really going out with him?
- Send him to Detroit!
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- him will I blot out of my book
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Starving in the greenhouse
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Language of the dead
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
- Pollyanna Grows Up
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- Jen, I really hate him
- For Him I Sing
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- as much as time to him reveals
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I'm not sharing him
- death passed him by
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- Things people put up their butts
- Can I eat him, boss?
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- There's safety in numbers, but that's not the only reason I hang out with you guys.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Grow up
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- let me grow up
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- I refute him thus!
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Peace be upon him
- I ain't mad at him
- Just give him the damned fish
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I didn't want him
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- To Him Who Waits
- She thought about giving him her heart
- An Ode for Him
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- To the Not Impossible Him
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- She's All My Fancy Painted Him
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- It's never him
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Not atheist, but what then?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- we can give up, but the world never will
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Grow right out of your own body
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- When I Grow Up
- kids grow up too fast
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- jr grows up (user)
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- When We Grow Up
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- him
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- To let him know
- junior grows up (user)
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Divine hunger sustains him
- Better him than me
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