Findings:

• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• he would have laughed
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• he would have cried
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• You stole what they would have given you
• He's been places they have not.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• They have no bones.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Bernie would have won
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• if you have had your midnights
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• People have fucked up before
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• They must have faces
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They didn't have the heart
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• he had a dream
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• They Have a Word for It
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They have taken enough
• just to have some human contact
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• We have had enough of your beige
• King George he had a Date
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• you would have been
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• People want what they cannot have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• They Had No Poet
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I would like to have emotions
• They could have saved Kevin
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• What pornos would have us believe
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• He had something to say. He said it.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• because I have given up any care
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The Fun They Had

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