Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "One-Eyed-Pete, who actually has both eyes; one is just a little bit squinty."

• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just a little bit sometimes of forever
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• just a little bit
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Apple of my eye
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I would like to see your little bits
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• who has the demon?
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• Do Not Worry Little One
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Just One
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• one dead eye (user)
• just keep your eyes open
• he has her eyes
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• everybody sees it, at least a little bit
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• One year, just.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• i just want you to know who i am
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Hello, Little One
• One Little Spark
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Crossing one eye
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• How to Introduce Yourself to a Person that has Eyes on Stalks and Radial Teeth
• what has a thousand eyes, a thousand fangs, a thousand wings and a thousand claws
• Waving spectacles in front of one's eyes
• a little bit kissed
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• or that no one has made me feel wanted
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• LITTLE BIT (user)
• landed just a little south of Moline
• Give one a bit
• just one second hold (user)
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Just For One (user)
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• Just one more
• one thing just tears him down
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i just want to know who i am
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Goodbye, my little one
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Goodbye, my little one 2
• sometimes one just had to acknowledge a banana isn't an egg
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• A little bit of politics: On lastest Financial Choice Act
• a little bit about sam
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• I spy with my little eye
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Crumar Bit One
• Bit One
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• In deep basements and dark halls, feigning sleep with one eye open, the Void waits
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The devil has blue eyes
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• History Has Its Eyes on You
• A Little Bit Special
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• A Little Bit of Sweet, A Little Bit of Poison
• Each one has their own story
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• No one has died
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He who has ears, let him hear
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• To the world you're just one person
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• Just One Of Those Days
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Just A Little Light
• Just a little taste of breath
• Be a model or just look like one
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• it's just one of those nights..
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck

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