Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in church."

• I will ask them all their dreams
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• Greeks like their women armless
• Let us speak
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• sing them home
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I Will Take You Home
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Let them know
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Women and their weight problem
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• What to do when your husband comes home
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Lights will guide you home
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Let them eat cake
• I drop my seeds on the topsoil and let the wind blow them
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Judging women by their books
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• By their fruits you shall know them
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• you can almost believe them, except for the look in their eyes
• waiting for pills that will murder their thoughts
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I was into them after they were hip
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• let me ask (user)
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• They asked me to write a letter
• The debate over the ordination of women in the Catholic Church
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• If any one imagines that this law is lax, let him keep its commandment one day.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Learn fer't speak Lankisher
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• let me speak please (user)
• nobody will let me start a country
• Never let them see you bleed
• Let them have Festivas
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• let me speak (user)
• Jack will speak to you
• don't let them scare you
• Why American women shave their legs
• Triumph of the will: the Cat speaks!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• let them be your power
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet

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