This describes the average geek
Never kissed a girl
Hardly held a girl's hand
Never touched or been touched
Sex is entirely out of the question at this point
One is still as innocent as one can be
This is a good place to be
That is, until you finally find the right girl, you kiss her
and you make the magical transition from Ultra Virgin unto Virgin
I am still in the former of these two phases so I know not what anything else is like
But from what I've heard, I can't wait
I'm not pathetic, I'm honest