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A warning song about a serial killer.


"The popular nursery rhyme "The Muffin Man" supposedly originated as a caution to children, warning them to beware of a 16th-century baker-turned-serial-killer who enticed his young victims by pulling a muffin down the cobblestone streets of London with a string."
Snopes


Yes, it's true. The rumour started that the song originated as a warning about Frederic Lynwood, a child serial murderer who would lure his victims to his house, only to kill them by beating them (or battering them, maybe?) with a wooden spoon until they were unconscious, then boiling them to death. Apparently, it wasn't just children he lured, but seven rival pastry chefs, presumably out of a sense of rivalry. All this is down to a TIkToker going by the name of Jack Williamson, "The CEO of History".

According to legend Lynwood

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Fun Fact: American Cockroaches like beer.

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