Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way — all of them have tried to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"--Falwell, on 9/11. He later apologized, but far more people heard the comment than the later, mild apology"

• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Know your pets
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• play dumb
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Who makes God's rules?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Using a command line
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Why do people believe in God?
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Type A blood
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• some day we will all be gone
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Let's All Make Believe
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• some say he was never here at all
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Things people put up their butts
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• God is an abortionist
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• All gods but your own
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.

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