Findings:
- Things people put up their butts
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- Dead links in writeups
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- God is good, people are screwed up
- Know your pets
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Rode hard and put up wet
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Put up a sucker's holler
- Put up a beef
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Billionaire Bill Koch: I plan to put people in jail
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- burning stars lit up their hair
- Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Flaunting your sexuality
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Her hair, tangled
- Capitalize, please
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Up With People
- People have fucked up before
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
- People who carp about their jobs
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Put up a holler
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
- up to their gossip
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- Put up or shut up
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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