A
degree beyond
abuse sponge this
archetype is marked by a willingness, nay, a
burning desire for
abuse. All such
persons will speak out of turn,
dance antagonistically around their
foes, and eat barrels of
cheese for sport.
The only appropriate response to one of these social smears is to cover, nay, bury them with abuse, both physical and psychological.
Do not allow their plaintive wails for mercy deter you; they must be taught a lesson, and to an abuse mop copious hurt is the only language understood.