Findings:
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- I myself am war
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I can do it myself
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
- Thinking myself in circles
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- Don't do that then!
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- Not Myself
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Do not speak. I am in music.
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
- Driving Myself Crazy
- I want to dissect myself
- I take myself dancing
- I left myself at the Airport
- I punch myself often (user)
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- If I could just watch myself burn
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Since then, all I do
- Robot Do Well
- What time do you call this, then?
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- I put away childish things, like myself
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- Slipping away from myself
- My withdrawal into myself
- Me, Myself and Irene
- I hate myself and want to die
- what the fuck am I supposed to do?
- I Bind Unto Myself Today
- Notes to Myself
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- plain fiction that i can write myself
- For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- Rediscovering Myself (user)
- I caught myself
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Why do we treat them so well?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
- A Very Large House (category)
- I break myself down
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- I am well. And you?
- I try to see myself
- I give myself
- myself
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- The day I punched myself in the face
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- I can't stop torturing myself
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I really really scared myself this evening
- Very Large Array
- I Am Very Bothered
- I hide myself within my flower
- A letter to myself
- Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
- I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
- I decided to kill myself
- I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
- Far away piece of myself
- Only When I Lose Myself
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- LOL AT MYSELF (user)
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- I Hate Myself
- I Touch Myself
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explicit translation
- Dear God, I Hate Myself
- Watching Myself Grow Tired
- I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- the last time I surprised myself
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- What am I then, if not yours?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
- what am i here to do?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- a box which contains itself is infinitely large
- Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
- I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
- i love your mom very much yes i do
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Bones do not burn well
- contradict
- If 0=1, then I am the Pope
- You Enjoy Myself
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
- Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
- Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
- Myself and Mine
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Song Of Myself
- Very large people painting very small miniatures
- Talking to Myself
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
- not recognizing myself in the mirror
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- I hate myself right now
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- pukesick: notes to myself
- talk myself down
- i commit myself to the soft grass below!
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
- Dancing With Myself
- If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
- I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
- like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
- I can only speak for myself
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- audio editing
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- myself (user)
- I can degrade myself better than you can
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