Findings:

• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Rape committed by women
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Stoned music memories
• Don't get stuck.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• emotions others don't get to see
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get it
• You just don't get it
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• You don't get a song
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Caught red-handed
• Caught in a snow storm
• My friend's car caught on fire
• getting caught in semantics
• caught in the flames
• Caught in a Web
• you know you've been caught
• Caught in the middle of it
• glad I caught it
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• Caught In A Mirror
• caught masturbating
• The time my father caught me having sex
• I am caught in between
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• The only crime is getting caught
• Caught between sky and shadow
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• caught stealing
• I caught the football
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Caught between yes and maybe
• I want to be caught
• The bright woman is caught in a double bind
• Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• So they caught George W. Bush
• So they caught Santa Claus
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• caught in a song-hat spray
• Caught between the moon and New York City
• she’s caught in headlights, the silken deer
• Caught up
• caught in your embrace
• I caught myself
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Tips on not getting caught, from Paul Manafort
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Solidarity and fifty cents will get you a cup of coffee
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't look out the window in the morning

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