Findings:
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- If No One Will Love Me
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to scream when no one is looking
- There will be no more stories to read
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Will no one help the widow's son?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- How Solemn as One by One
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
- How to clap with one hand
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How Important is One Vote?
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Finding out where a net user lives
- only then will we be safe from each other
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How the universe will end
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- Master key
- How to unclip a bra with one hand
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- No one can be in two places at once
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- There Will Be Blood
- Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I will always be weird inside
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- No one has died
- No one can be totally logical
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to herd people in public
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to project one vector onto another
- Crossing one eye
- How to build an emergency bat
- How to abolish one of the United States
- How does one love the dead?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- There will be time
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- how i will contribute in nation building
- There can be only one
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- there will be a last
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- There Will Be Pieces of You
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- Who Will Be There
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- An American in Tours
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- On the comet there will be much pie
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- I will always be in the details
- How to use the alarm gates in retail stores for practical jokes
- God has no free will
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- all the cute guys will be there
- Be a model or just look like one
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How will I die?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How one man could control the Senate
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
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