Findings:
- How to Know God
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How long do babies sleep?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to grow your hair long
- I know how many there are.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How do you make God laugh?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How Long is a Chinaman
- God only knows
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How long have you been in love with her?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- You don't know my GOD
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- God died a long time ago
- How could God let this happen?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How To Think About God
- How to ride long distances in a car
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- how long does it go (user)
- Know How, Can Do
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How long have you known?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How do you know that name?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How do I know if I love you?
- You know you've been away from home too long
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- Long live God
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How Man creates his Gods
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How Gods Live On
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How long is a piece of string?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- she does not know how much I need this
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How do you know it's real?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- I don't know how to smile
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How we know what we know
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How I know I love you
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How Long Blues
- Yossarian is also God, if you must know
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- God Knows
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- how did i know this?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- God of Gamblers
- act of god
- Life After God
- The day God took back the edges
- God's shoddy workmanship
- Name of God
- God module
- Gloranthan Chaos Gods
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- funerary god
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- God and Goddess
- God Lives Underwater
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Your God Is Too Small
- Sea god
- The God of Love
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Lunar Gods
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
- Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
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