Findings:
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- People don't flail when they die
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Guns kill people.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- When you kill people they die
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Things you give people that they keep
- People who don't read
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- cat haters
- People just expect things from me
- play dumb
- How to get people to leave you alone
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- What They Did To the Desert People
- we can all just be around other people
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- Old people just grow lonesome
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- People want what they cannot have
- I don't believe in people
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- people who don't exist
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Her hair, tangled
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- watch; some people just want to burn the world.
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Rape committed by women
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Dead links in writeups
- Know your pets
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Things people don't want to hear
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Ground rush
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Don't encourage people to read
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Capitalize, please
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- You just don't get it
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- don't kill your clients
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They don't know what I've done
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
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