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I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
It's just the way that he walks
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
Now he dances to bring her back.
The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
Just seeing that he actually exists
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
That's Just How He Was
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
Zip him back up, he sucks.
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
He just left his body
He just looks
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
he had a dream
I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
He's not heavy, he's just lame
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
I married him because he was not mean
I can't operate this robot; he is my son
"Shut up," he explained
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
Because he feared the turn of seasons
He dreams of smoke
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
A man is known by the company he keeps.
now he just uses one he saw on a grave
He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
he just died
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
he's like someone living in a dream
He and She
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He not busy being born is busy dying
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
H.E. Roscoe
He Who Is Death
he held secret conversations with statues
Even my faults he adores
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Things you can't tell just by looking at her
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
The one he murdered once still loves him
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
He and she are one
He gave her a daisy
For my father, in the event he finds me
they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
He who smelt it, dealt it
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Why won't he call?
He fled
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
More than he was willing to give
He flops over and bonks his head
If he's late, you can always start without him
He says the most beautiful things
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
At least he was gentle
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
He would shrink into the sky if he could
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
Xiao Sha Lao He!
great things he has taught us
Chris and What He Untaught Me
He giggles, as he wiggles
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
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"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
he says
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
He thinks I don't, but I do
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He died on a Sunday morning
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He who controls the past controls the future
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He Hate Me
He (user)
Our God, He Is Alive
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
He is so heavy when he whispers
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
He asks, anxious to hear the story
Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
What He Suffered
He never returned
Ancient Arrowhead
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Song of the Sorceress
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
He who wants to fight will find a club
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Surah 80 He Frowned!
I like the way he reads poetry
He loves me, he loves me not
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
A Quick One (While He's Away)
Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's a good guy friend
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
Yi he quan
He Knows Not Their Names
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
"Fill it in", he said.
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
And we killed him and he's dead.
He Really Wasn't That Great
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
He Hudas not pay
In your guts you know he's nuts
The Man He Killed
He says she says
So, he's leaving
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
mad he (user)
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy

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