Findings:

• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• he was a punk poet himself
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I married him because he was not mean
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• At least he was gentle
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• That's Just How He Was
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• More than he was willing to give
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• some say he was never here at all
• He was found
• he would have cried
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He's been places they have not.
• Our God, He Is Alive
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He tampered in God's domain
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He Was a Crook
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• All he left her was alone
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He Was Only Joking
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• making certain he was touching her
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have laughed
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I have no money and I must pay
• hes (user)
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Even my faults he adores
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• He's Jack
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Li He
• He's Gone
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He fled
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Have you ever thought
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• s/he
• he/she
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He Is Born
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Song of the Sorceress
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He never returned
• Why won't he call?
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
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• great things he has taught us
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I must have called a thousand times
• Ghosts must have done it!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was all God's fault
• his cat must have died
• I have no output and I must scream
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Articles every Everything must have
• God was created in man's image
• He
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• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.

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