Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Hi. My Name is Joe.
- Hi, my name is Mario Rossi
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- HI im vik (user)
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- John, I'm Only Dancing
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- Alcoholic
- alcoholic sugarcubes
- Alcoholics Anonymous
- alcoholic beverage
- alcoholic jeans
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Alcoholic American Ambush : A Possibly-Naked London Booze Monkeys Drinking Excursion
- American alcoholic writer stereotype
- Alcoholic Cow
- Alcoholic beverages and carding
- animal alcoholics
- Alcoholic gangsters and the way of the thumb, Japanese style
- Alcoholic fermentation
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- Alcoholic blackout
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- pushy alcoholics
- I am an alcoholic
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer
- Sex and the recovering alcoholic
- hi
- Hon
- tell God I said 'hi'
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- Kaze ga Fuku Hi
- Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.
- Seven card stud hi/lo poker
- Hi ho, hi ho
- Saying "hi" to my monster
- KANJI: 2410 NICHI JITSU hi
- Hið islenzka Bókmenntafélag
- Hi Bob
- hi (user)
- Hi Power
- Hi, Tereska
- Sung Hi Lee
- Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- hi sue (user)
- hi time (user)
- Lo Bashamayim Hi
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- hi hi (user)
- Hi, its nice to meet you! (e2poll)
- Hi c (user)
- hi girl (user)
- Hi and Lois
- Hi Mom!
- hi:) (user)
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
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