Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- how did i know this?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- How much pain did you cause?
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Finding out where a net user lives
- My first comet
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- They did so because they believed they could.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- So how did you two meet?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- when did we forget how to play?
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- They only come out at night
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How did we come to this?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
- I figured it all out
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- seedless grapes
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How to have an out of body experience
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How to pack someone out of your life
- What They Did to Princess Paragon
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- how to short out a phone line
- How did I end up here?
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- They did your portrait
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How I did not become a super-hero
- figure out
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I figured out Faith
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Figure It Out
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to find out your own IP address
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- What They Did To the Desert People
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Lost in Boston?
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to escape domestic violence
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- The Butler Did it, Again
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- More hips!
- Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- The Department of They
- You are precious to me. Did you know that?
- Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Which way did the bicycle go?
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- Where did Archie find the time?
- Why I did what I did
- He did very little harm
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