Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How the mighty have fallen
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- How we have grown apart
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- What pornos would have us believe
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How I met my Mother in Law
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Sex with a chicken
- You stole what they would have given you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How to say "else if"
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Only her hands would give her away
- Helping people cheat
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How the General Met the First and Foremost
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I would like to have emotions
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- You, standing
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- She Will Have Her Way
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- How to have lesbian sex
- he would have laughed
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- How would you understand?
- How it would happen
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- all living things must above all else have hope
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- have you found the words to save her?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- you would have been
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How to have an out of body experience
- Sex in a small car
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How to "Have People"
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- he would have cried
- Bernie would have won
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- How could you ever have enough?
- How long have you known?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
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