Findings:
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to ruin someone's life
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- There is no spoon
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How do you get there?
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- Hook up with
- hook up
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Tying fishing line to a hook
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How did I end up here?
- How to tackle someone
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- No shit, there I was
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Beating someone severely
- Who what when where why & how
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to make roses open up
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How to liven up a party
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How about NO
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- There is no windchill at absolute zero
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- when did we forget how to play?
- Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
- Like there's no tomorrow
- Do or do not, there is no try
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- There is no friend anywhere
- there's no accounting for taste
- There is no god but God
- When you want me and how you want me
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to pick up women
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How much information is there in the World?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How many living things are there on earth?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Forgiving someone
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to set up and record an EEG
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to f*** up
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How many primes are there?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to declare someone dead
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- How to interview someone
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How to urinate standing up
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to pick up Sheilas
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Ken Lay
- How to set up a formal table
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How many infinities are there?
- I know how many there are.
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- man when you are telling me how it was
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