Findings:
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How to read binary-coded ASCII
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Outside she reads, outside she is reading the evacuation procedure, out loud
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- How the King Changed His Mind
- If you could read my mind
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How to read the box score of a hockey game
- How to read "puzzlelink"
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How Technology is Hijacking Your Mind
- How to save money and help the earth too
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Can You Read My Mind
- How to read Japanese characters in E2
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- How the Mind Works
- How to read Tarot Cards
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to Read an Aviation Classified Advertisement
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to Read Donald Duck
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- Eyeglass prescription
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint
- How to read to a child
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- how hungry is the mind
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How fast can blind people read?
- Reading a string in C
- Not reading a string in C
- I am a confessional
- Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
- Confessional Flashbacks
- Confessional of the Inquisitor
- Greenhouse Confessional
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How to grow marijuana
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
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