Findings:
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm so sorry
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm so tough
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- I am so fucking happy
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- iam so happy (user)
- So happy she drools
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- The God That Failed
- Failed to create empty
- fail with pride
- Lia Fail
- How to write an English paper and fail
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- Grunge did not fail and is not dead
- Education has failed
- Failed eBusiness collectibles
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- How the US failed in China
- Music journalists are failed musicians
- fail open
- fail closed
- What to do when your brakes fail
- As I Rise You FaIl (user)
- Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
- Senses Fail
- I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- failed state
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- senses fail (user)
- The race calling itself 'human' fails
- I have failed
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- A time to fail
- You fail at sex
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Wang Cock Fail
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
- EPIC FAIL
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
- set up to fail
- TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Words fail me
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Happy Rhodes
- happy
- Shiny Happy People
- Happy Fun Ball
- Happy Noodle Boy
- Happy Meal
- Get Happy!
- Happy Days
- Happy Hardcore
- Happy Valley
- Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
- Happy Gilmore
- happy ending
- Should I be happy?
- Am I happy?
- Happy Hacking Keyboard
- happy hacker
- Happy Meal Toys
- Happy Accident
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Happy Birthday
- Happy Talk
- Happy Franks
- Happy Mutant
- happy feet
- I am happy
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- There is no happy ending
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- happy smiling enlightened recluse
- The Happy Prince
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- happy knees
- Click Happy
- Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
- Happy Kerpuffle Fluff
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Happy Mondays
- A few fries short of a happy meal
- Happy Canada Day
- May you spend a happy life untroubled.
- Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
- Happy and Bleeding
- Happy Meal Special
- happy stick
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Happy Birthday, Wanda June
- happy hunting ground
- Many happy returns of the day
- Happy Flowers
- How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
- Happy campers
- As if either one of us were happy
- Happy death day, Friedrich Nietzsche!
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
- happy trail
- Trigger Happy TV
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Happy Waitress
- In the Happy Isles
- Shiny Happy Noders
- Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
- I hope you're fucking happy
- The Happy Hocky Family
- happy horse shit
- happy jason (user)
- Happy leftovers!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- Many Happy Returns
- Happy Holidays
- Happy Mask
- Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
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