Findings:
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm in one of those moods again
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Famous people with only one testicle
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- it's just one of those nights..
- One of those days
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Just One Of Those Days
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Those two people like it, and they're shagging
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Tango for One Legged People
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- I was one of those girls
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
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