Findings:
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Words that only have one context
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- Computers have no sense of time
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- This time, this isn’t going to pass
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- I'm going to the moon
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I must have called a thousand times
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- Have One On Me
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Going drag
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Only Angels Have Wings
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- ...does the time always drag like this?
- Drag Story Time
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- mindlessly going where others have gone before
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- Going for the One
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- In the time you have
- Long Haired Preachers
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I'm Going Home
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- I don't have the time
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- I'm going to kill you
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- You have far too much time on your hands
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Kids have no concept of time
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I have one whole anus
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- I'm going to Disneyland
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I could have been one of a two
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
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